americangothgirl:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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In just seven days…

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

(Source: shield-of-an-oaken-branch)

thewhore:

When you wish you knew David Lynch

,,

Sex with Woody Allen. (Maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and euripedes then spoon while he fondles my breasts and I cry about my father)

that’s probably the best thing I’ve written all year and how I’m planning on spending the rest of my youth. - the whore (via fawnflesh)