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I speak an alarming amount of shit for someone who gets anxious opening those funny little sauce sachets you get in Mi Goreng noodle packets.

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Q: What I wouldn't give to slide my hard cock in your pussy

triplebonusdamage:

I bet you wouldn’t give your hard cock.

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i’m so embarrassed of the boys i used to fuck with like i want to go back in time and slap myself

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I constantly have to remind myself that people probably aren’t going to ‘get’ my sense of humour in day-to-day life.

And then when I ignore that caution and go for it anyway, I end up looking like a giant asshole for my trouble.

THUG LIFE YOU DON’T KNOW ME.