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I speak an alarming amount of shit for someone who gets anxious opening those funny little sauce sachets you get in Mi Goreng noodle packets.

** RATED 'T' FOR OCCASIONAL TITS. **

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For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.
-   F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ph-azing)

(Source: el-tilichero)

fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

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lacigreen:

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kasumiscorner:

nakioutsuno:

Well this is what I did with my morning.

Beautiful. :’>
Randomly talking shit with people on Tumblr out of nowhere is pretty rad.

Why are the most interesting people always on here? And why does Tumblr have to limit message sizes? Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh, lemme send mooooOOooooooore!

How I wanted to be spending my birthday today.
yuh8n:

Is this shit for real?

Please tell me I’m not the only one that gets some kind of fisting from this image…? Have your feminism, but for the love of god, get a better logo so you don’t look like some kind of cheesy, second-rate Black Power rip-off.

You look at the Black Power raised fist and you think to yourself, “Goddamn, them brothers ain’t fuckin’ around. I better smarten my act.” You look at the IWD logo and you think, “Goddamn, I wonder if they at least used lube for that act…”
See what the difference is, kids?
dinakonto:

nevver:

Jessica Hische

A signed five-colour Jessica Hische letterpress? Yes please!
You can also buy a full black and red letterpressed Daily Drop Cap series for $2000.
Currently taking donations to purchase everything in the store.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.
I just woke up to my very Jazz-hating, Screamo-obsessed older brother dancing around the kitchen to John Coltrane and Miles Davis’, “Straight, No Chaser”.

.. also known as one of the most “Jazz” compositions that exists in the history of mankind. And definitely not Screamo.

Okay… so what Bizarro universe did I wake up in this morning and how do I get back? I’m scared here. Strange things happen and are confusing. Halp.

Also, how the fuck did he find my Miles Davis Quintet albums!?

cupk4te:

…. I can’t.

THAT’S RACIST BRO. But I want that jacket so hard…
Holy sheepshit.